have you ever tried to explain GX like

SO THERES THIS KID JUDAI WHO REALLY LIKED DUELING. BUT LIKE HIS DEMON BFF KEPT KILLING HIS FRIENDS SO HE WENT TO THIS ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE TO A DUELING ACADEMY AND ENROLLED THERE AND MADE SOME BUMPIN FRIENDS

BUT THEN THERE WERE THESE PEOPLE WHO WANTED THESE POWERFUL CARDS BUT THEY FAILED NBD THE TOP-EST RANKING KID IN SCHOOL DUELED JUDAI AND THEY TIED IT WAS LIKE A SOUL BONER FOR THE BOTH OF THEM BUT THEN HE WENT INTO SOME SHIFTY ASS UNDERGROUND DUELING AND GOT HEART ISSUES FROM SHOCK COLLARS

AND JUDAI FLIES INTO SPACE AND MAKES FRIENDS W/ A SPACE DOLPHIN MAN AND SAVES THE UNIVERSE FROM ORBITAL-7 OR SOMETHING IN ONE EPISODE

AND THEN JUDAI MEETS THIS REALLY COOL KID CALLED JOHAN AND THEY HIT OFF BECAUSE THEY CAN BOTH SEE SPIRITS AND LIKE DUELING (ALSO THERES THIS GUY WHO LIKES CROCODILES NAMED JIM AND TOTALLY-NOT-AN-ANTAGONIST CALLED AMON) BUT THEN THEY’RE TRANSPORTED TO ANOTHER DIMENSION BUT THEY GOT OUT AFTER DUELING JUDAI’S DEMONBRO CALLED YUBEL AND JOHAN WAS LIKE NAH MAN…. IM FINALLY LVL 99….. AND HE SENT JUDAI AND THE REST BACK BUT STAYED BEHIND BECAUSE OF REASONS

JUDAI WAS LIKE nO OMFG yOU arE MY ONLYU FIREND WHO ISNT iNDIRECTLY A DICk TO mE!!!! AND AFTER A GOOD EPISODE OR TWO OF CRYING HE RUNS INTO THE WOODS AND JUMPS THOUGH THIS INTER-DIMENTIONAL RIFT THAT MAY/MAY NOT TAKE THEM TO A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DIENTIONS (ALSO HIS FRIENDS COME)

THEN THEY QUICKLY SPIRAL DOWN FUCKERY CANYON, EVERYONE DIES (DUELS ARE FATAL HERE) JUDAI BECOMES THE POSTER BOY FOR BREAK THE CUTIE AND BECOMES HAOU (THE SUPREME KING) AND COMMITS GENOCIDE TRYING TO FIND JOHAN

AND THEN CROCODILEBRO WAS LIKE YKNOW WHAT FUCK U YOU NEED TO COME BACK RIGHT NOW AND IT TURNS OUT HE HAS THIS COOL FOSSIL-DEMON EYE CALLED THE EYE OF ORICHALUM AND IT TURNS A GIANT FUCKING COMET IN THE SKY FROM DORKY ETERNAL PSUEDO-SUN TO MAJORA’S MASK: FOR REALS THIS TIME IN LIKE TWO SECONDS AND THEN HE DIES

AND HIS MILITARYBRO GOT SHELL-SHOCKED AND FLIPPED OUT AND RAN AWAY (HE FELL DOWN AND I LAUGHED) BUT CAME BACK AND DOUBLE KO’D HAOU IN A DUEL LIKE 3 EPISODES LATER

SO THEN SOMETHING WITH DEF-NOT-ANTAGONIST AND A REALLY ANGSTY JUDAI BECAUSE YUP HIS FRIENDS ARE DEAD AND HE COMMITED GENOCIDE ALSO EXODIA AND AMON ACTUALLY SUMMONS EXODIA AND ITS REAL AND SORT OF AN ACTUAL EXODIA THAT CAN DESTROY THE WORLD OR SOME SHIT AND AMON WANTS TO BE THE NEXT SUPREME KING BUT

YOU REMEMBER DEMONSIS YUBEL??? YEHA SHE FUCKED TOP-STUDENT UP GOOD BECAUSE SHE WAS THE SUPREME KING OF THE NEXT AREA BUT ALSO POSESSING JOHAN AND LITERALLY ATE DARKNESS

AND THEN SHE BEAT AMON INTO THE GROUND WHILE LAUGHING WITH SALAD BECAUSE HE SACRIFICED HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR THAT (LMAO N00B) AND THEN GOT READY TO FUCK JUDAI

AND WHILE DOOLING YUBEL HE ASCENDED TO DEMON-MODE IN DEMON HEAVEN AND ALMOST DIED LIKE 10293782 TIMES BUT ENDED UP THE DUEL IN A DRAW BY FUSING HIS AND YUBEL’S SOUL TOGETHER INSTEAD OF THIS DIMENSION AND THE 12 OTHERS W. A NEATO CARD IT WAS SAD

AND AFTER THEY GOT HOME JUDAI WAS MOODY AND TRIED TO LEAVE BUT THEY WOULDNT LET HIM SO HE DESTROYED THE LIKENESS OF DEATH ITSELF AND SAVED THE DAY AND EVERYONE WAS LIKE ANIKI-SENPAI!~!! AND HE RAN AWAY 1 DAY BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR AND TRAVELLED THE WORLD

GOD BLESS THIS KID